Gabbi

They’re either horny or feel like shit 25/8 there’s no in between. They also don’t care at all. Smd and fuck you is an all day everyday mood for them.

Their humor is underrated, they like to make people laugh, it makes them forget the shit goin on for them.

It’s hard to get a Gabbi to fall in love with you, because they’re very independent. So if you get one to fall in love with you cherish her because she’s all yours.

Guy 1: I fell in love with someone…
Guy 2: Me too bro…
Them at the same time: I fell in love with Gabbi bro...
Pauses-
*Guy 1 slaps Guy 2*
*Guy 2 slaps Guy 1 back*
*they start fist fighting*

*someone called the cops*
*police sirens*
Guy 1: oh shit RUN FOR ITTTT
*Guy 2 starts to run but trips and falls*
Guy 2: NO WAIT HELP MEEEE

Guy 1: *smirks* no. GABBI IS ALL MINEEE !
*Guy 2 gets arrested*

Guy 1 gets Gabbi to fall in love with him… they get married on a beach and have 2 kids.

AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.