Faggamuffin

A disheveled gay dude, most likely trying to pull off the hipster doofus bit, but can't assemble a single-speed bike to save his skinny-assed life.

"Your boy Bryce seems to know his way around Salvation Army."

"Whatever are you talking about, Randolf?"

"Oh, come on Thaddeus; 'she's' an absolute faggamuffin!"

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