tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

Lowell

Homonym for popular internet abbreviation "lol". Typically used ironically by people wishing to express amusement textually but who abhor internet slang. Can be combined with proper names to add to the irony.

"...so I said, that's not a particle accelerator, that's my wife!"

"Elizabeth Lowell"

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