stfu

shut the fuck up

stfu heaton i own you u noob

15👍 45👎

abercrombie

Abercrummy. A sweat shop for caucasins where you get brainwashed into "living the lifestyle". I should know, I was a store manager!

I used to work at Abercrummy.

80👍 77👎

prostitots

Prepubescent girls who already dress like whores

629👍 185👎

brown trombone

This is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time.

Me and Suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone.

15👍 8👎

Gavin Gow

A Pure And Utter Sex God Who Rules The Planet

4👍 8👎

jacar

Jacar, typically a pretty big dude. Jacars tend to be sweet souls with a more intimidating look. Once you become friends with them they are the funniest in your friend group. Usually they aren’t the ones to be telling everyone there feelings and they keep it to themselves, but they are great listeners even if they don’t give you advice.

Person 1: I’m really scared of Jacar.
Person 2: Oh, Jacar and I are really good friends and he’s the best and really nice!!
Person 1: Hopefully him and I will be friends one day!!!

pig child

The kind of all filth, gluttony, and stupidity. He still roams the earth, conquering as many buffet lines and rancid whores as possible. Avoid him at all cost, for your life is at risk whenever he is near.

Once, pig child and his pig devoured a family size box of frozen lasagna in one sitting.

Pig child's ultimate accomplishment is being so lazy that he failed to get up to use the bathroom, so he just shit on the couch where he laid.

14👍 12👎