abercrombie

Abercrummy. A sweat shop for caucasins where you get brainwashed into "living the lifestyle". I should know, I was a store manager!

I used to work at Abercrummy.

80👍 77👎

brown trombone

This is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time.

Me and Suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone.

15👍 8👎

prostitots

Prepubescent girls who already dress like whores

629👍 185👎

uberdictionary

Dictionary with more uber.

This is a uberdictionary.

2👍 6👎

breakfast

the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.

I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.

30👍 36👎

three input woman

Woman who uses all three holes for pleasure, preferably at the same time.

Your sister is a three input woman.

46👍 23👎

jacar

Jacar, typically a pretty big dude. Jacars tend to be sweet souls with a more intimidating look. Once you become friends with them they are the funniest in your friend group. Usually they aren’t the ones to be telling everyone there feelings and they keep it to themselves, but they are great listeners even if they don’t give you advice.

Person 1: I’m really scared of Jacar.
Person 2: Oh, Jacar and I are really good friends and he’s the best and really nice!!
Person 1: Hopefully him and I will be friends one day!!!