Blanking

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

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Ninjate

The only being which can put an end to the extremely shit, unfunny and homicide-inducing 'debate' over who is better: Pirates or Ninjas.

Kid 1: "pir8s r betta dan ninjas"

Kid 2: "no wai! pir8s suk!"

Ninjate: "Noone cares, go home.

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