November 4th

November 4th is slap a whore day. The one day of the year you can slap a whore and it will be okay. Go ahead and slap a whore on this Devine day. (Snakes included!)

Me: *slaps popular girl*
Popular girl: Ow! What was that for?
Me: it’s November 4th!

Popular girl: Oh! Okay, I’ll go slap my bestie

Bestie: Ow! What was that for?

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