spooky poop

when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.

the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.

out and about like a trout

the opposite of snug as a bug in a rug.

i went to the mall, grocery store, salon, and doctor today. i was totally out and about like a trout.