smorgasbeard

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

Doggo

That dog down the street what barks too much.

Doggo fly

eeo

When you try to say "eep" but you are distracted so you use the letter "o". But only a few people will make that mistake, including Jake.

We're gonna do it eeo!