sofa king awesome

It's pronounced as "So F***king Awesome" when you say it at normal speed

Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)

i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

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eye map ness

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"

Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)

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pig pretty colours

Tell someone to spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”

Pronounced as: "Gee, I pee pretty colours"

Person1 : Pls spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”
Person 2 : Gee, I pee pretty colours

pig pretty colours

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