Balint

(Pronounced Ball-Lint)A traditional Hungarian gypsy name for knuckle-dragging males with either a very small penis, and/or both male and female sex organs. They tend to have high estrogen levels and cry a lot.

Kenny: "Dude, did you see that thing over there with enormous hands and an extremely small dick?"

Jeff: "You mean that Balint?"

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Hungarian Genius

This is a fictional creature. Hungarians are incapable of reaching an IQ high enough to be considered a genius. In fact, it is more common to find Hungarians drooling and licking windows while riding the short bus to school.

Chris: "I am a hungarian genius."

Jeff: "Sure you are, and I'm the Easter Bunny."

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