creatitity

Plastic surgery on breasts; a boob job.

Joe: I like that girl from art class. Her smile, her hair...and she's got creativity!

Bob: More like creatitity. Those fake d cups almost gave me CPR when I hugged her. They don't even bounce.

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VPILF

Presumably derived from MILF and stands for "Vice president I'd like to fuck". Has been used to describe John McCain's VP pick for his 2008 Presidential campaign, Sarah Palin, on various websites.

Jim: Dude, Sarah's under ethics investigation in her state. She opposed endangered species listing for polar bears too.

Bob: Fuck the polar bears! Look at those legs and her glasses...she's a VPILF! I'ma hit that someday.