Halo 3

THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.

Girlfriend: Baby, you promised me a night to remember for our anniversary!

Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an MVP in Halo 3.

(Game voice): Killing spree! Sharpshooter! Extermination!...

Boyfriend: Yeah, bitch!

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India

A country in Asia (yes, India is in Asia) which has, like any other country, lots of good and bad characteristics. With its rapid economic growth, it is expected to become a superpower, as predicted by firms such as Goldman Sachs. Although it faces many challenges (which country doesn't?) India continues to be, and always will be, a country rich in culture, secularism, and innovation. Negative comments from jealous and resentful Pakistanis and Chinese can't shape the world's perception of India; the country is so large and complex that generalizing it would be an achievement of the century.

Jai Hind!

Man 1: India. Oh, a country of call centers and snake charmers.

Man 2: Bastard, it is an Asian country that is too diverse for you too generalize.

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