ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

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concessionary kiss

the kiss that takes place as individuals say goodbye the morning after a one night stand.

person #1: ok...uh...well....I guess I should take off then, I'm late for...er...something.

person #2: oh...uh...doooo...you need to take a shower or anything?

person #1: no, no, no, that's fine. thank you though...really. it was...uh...nice...

person #2: yeah...uh...bye?

*and then the concessionary kiss takes place*

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TFTCB

To fat to come back

Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.

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are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

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