tül shed

n (tool shed)
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

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tül shed

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

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WWILF

Were Wolf I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, this is a great monster movie!!
Yeah, that's one WWILF attacking the village.

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hænt

Adj. A person, thing, or action that is so absurdly lame, small, or puny that you almost feel sorry for it.

Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.

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myspage

shortened form of "my myspace page"

What is all of this random crap on your page? You should check out myspage, it is much cleaner.

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New york Snowball

A variation of the infamous snowball;

When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.

I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.

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