yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

Rickpinion

Any opinion, usually wrong or the complete opposite of reality, given to you or a member of your friend group by someone named "Rick"

The FAA raising the pilot retirement age turned out to be another rickpinion