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green card soldier

Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.

This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."

America is betraying it's green card soldiers.

by garcalej August 21, 2018


Nostalgia Troll

That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.

“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”

This spake the nostalgia troll

by garcalej December 2, 2021


Deviant Art

Name pretty much says it all. If perchance you should ever want to see your favorite cartoon character naked, this is the place you'll likely see it.

That or indulge your usual Furrie/Bronie fetish, you sick, twisted fiend.

Deviant Art. Just cause you can't draw doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

by garcalej December 11, 2018


Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.

1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?

by garcalej July 11, 2019


Uncle Juan

The Latin version of an "Uncle Tom", is a Latin American immigrant or person of Latin heritage who seeks to assert their "whiteness", whether inherited or aspirational, in order to privilege themselves above other members of the Latin immigrant community whom they deem inferior because of race or class.

This phenomenon can have many roots: historic racial & political divisions that were brought over from Latin America and which date back to the colonial era; a desire by some immigrants to "assimilate" and be thought of as "American"; long running feuds with the African-American community and other immigrant groups; or working-class resentments towards newly arrived immigrants viewed as competition in the labor market.

Gomez? Heard he voted Trump the last election. He's a total Uncle Juan.

by garcalej March 4, 2021


Magic

The ability to influence, control, or otherwise change things no person could ever possibly effect by natural means.

To turn wood into gold, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.

by garcalej November 30, 2020


Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019