cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

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zeem

The sticky fluid released from the penis after ejacualtion.

I will zeem in your mouth

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evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.

Those damn evil doers did it again.

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Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

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spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

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pet

1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.

2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.

3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.

1. To have a PET Scan.

2. The bottle was made of PET.

3. Get the PET to sort it out.

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homosaurus rex

1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.

1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it

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