dirf

1) n. A fake number to tell kids comes between 5 and 6.

2) n. The name for the period of time that begins after midnight, and ends when one goes to bed. Used to avoid technicalities in whether or not it is 'already' or 'technically' the next day. Used like 'afternoon' or 'morning'. 'Wednesday dirf' would refer to the time beginning Wednesday night, after midnight, when it is technically Thursday, but you haven't gone to bed yet.

"Hey, did you know the number dirf comes after 5? Teachers don't teach you about it until you get into algebra, but it's there."

Person 1 - "So last Wednesday night, at like 2 in the morning, I decided to run to the market to get some milk."
Douche, smiling smugly - "Well, -technically- it was Thursday, wasn't it?"
Person 1 - "Actually, it was 'technically' Wednesday dirf, so shut the fuck up!"

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dirf

1.Another, and a cooler, way of saying duh.

2.Another word for diss.

1. "Where is the bathroom, ma'am?"
"It's to your left. Dirf!"

2. Oh! You have just been dirfed by your own momma!

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Dirf

A failed Drift. when you try to show off, and you mess up your car, only ending up looking like a Douche

HA HA, DUDE THAT WAS AN EPIC DIRF!

"browndog1978
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wish I could dirf like that"

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Dirf

The new number between 6 and 7 originated by the new math laws passed by the U. K. in 2009.

I am dirfteen.
He will turn dirf next year.
My grandmother is sixty-dirf.

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Dirf

The Nerd version of Dude

Cool kids - "Hey dude!! What's up?"
Nerd kids - "Hey dirf!! Greetings!!"

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Dirf

A new number made by the Nation Math League released in 2009. The new number is in between 5 and 6 so instead of 123456789 it will now be 12345dirf6789.

12345 dirf 6789

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Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

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