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jobbycoffee

the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....

jobbycoffee depthcharge

by garrythegrey August 31, 2011

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jollup

spunk, jizz, spooge,cum,

my god peter you`ve shot an ungodly amount of jollup over my face.

by garrythegrey August 17, 2015

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Biddie fiddler

a person who prefers to hump old folk

tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....

by garrythegrey January 2, 2016


Globeshite

A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.

`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`

by garrythegrey May 29, 2020


Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022


Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.

fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.

by garrythegrey July 12, 2016


Acadumbic

a person or persons, who spen 3-5 years studying and getting in to debt obtaining a degree or higher Academic qualification, then spend their working lives , in menial jobs.

Employee "look here i spent 3 years at uni obtaining a history degree"

Employer "i`m very pleased for you, now put the beans on the shelf cuz now you have a masters in shelf stacking you Acadumbic"
acadumbic acadumbass

by garrythegrey September 9, 2011

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž