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my god peter you`ve shot an ungodly amount of jollup over my face.
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a person who prefers to hump old folk
tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....
A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.
`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`
The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.
derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.
" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."
the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....
jobbycoffee depthcharge
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A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"
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little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.
fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.