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Elongated skull

“Elongated skull” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name implies, an elongated skull is a skull shape which is, well, elongated. People who possess this amusing phenotype have a large/prominent occipital protuberance, which gives the skull a stretched-out look when viewed from the side (xD).

“That guy has more of an elongated skull than an ancient Egyptian pharaoh!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023


Slug-ass-looking legs

The term “slug-ass-looking legs” is term used to describe the thickness of one’s legs. A person who possesses slug-ass-looking legs will have legs which are very large in circumference. The term derives from the similarity between a slug’s body and thick/fatty legs.

Person 1: “Now, what exactly is a ‘slug-arse’?”
Person 2: “No, no, we’re not saying it looks like a slug’s arse, we’re saying that her thick legs quite literally look like the slugs themselves! She has slug-ass-looking legs!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

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Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023


Calves from Hell

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.

"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."

by gary69_ March 30, 2023


Bird nose

The bird nose is a rare facial characteristic which affects the uppermost part of the noses's bridge. What occurs is a significant indentation, and when viewed from the side, creates a line of sight which would have been previously unavailable. A true bird nose would have, as well as an indentation, large amounts of nasal cartilage, further improving the resemblance to that of a bird.

“His nose is rather pointy and akin to a bird’s beak, giving him the nickname, ‘Bird Nose.’”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023


Spray-on blazer

A term which is used to describe a person whose blazer is far too tight for their body, and thus, appears to be ‘sprayed’ on. Although the term had originated to describe tight blazers, the term may also be used for clothing in general. Typically, one who possess spray-on clothes are of heavier weight, i.e., are fat.

“Mate, that fat-arse has a spray-on blazer!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023


Wombat-ass-looking head

A “wombat‘s-ass” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name suggests, a wombat-ass head possess little to no curvature, resembling, well, a wombat’s ass. The reason for such is largely due to the absence or smaller size of the occipital protuberance.

Person 1: What type of head shape do you have?
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I have a slight wombat-ass-looking head.

by gary69_ March 28, 2023