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When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.
The official temperature outside when it goes over 89.5 degrees. Or the temperature inside your car on a sunny summer day.
Girl, I am burning up! What is it, 1000 degrees in here!?!
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