Summer Breeze

A Summer Breeze is the act of farting in bed, fanning it at your partner with the sheets while singing Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts.

I totally gave my girlfriend a Summer Breeze in bed last night.

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Chaw Claw

The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.

Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?

I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.