Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

Gasotriloquist

noun.

A person who farts but then manipulates the fart gas in order to hold another human accountable.

Guy 1: Yo dude I have a secret talent, watch this.

*farts and woman over 20 feet away smells like rotten eggs*
Guy 2: What the fuck, how’d you do that
Guy 1: I’m a Gasotriloquist.