Marty

The type of guy who will give you his all once acquainted with him. He's a giving, loving, caring, and compassionate person. Many people will walk all over him and take him for granted, but he holds only a few close friends who stick by his side. At times he's not all there and seems to not understand when spoken to. He tends to agree with whatever you may say. He's infatuated with his hair and will go any length to maintain it. To get him to make a decision is like pulling out teeth. His greatest love is his skateboard, and nothing can replace that. He spends a lot of time at the skatepark, but slacks for a while due to no time. Work is his life. Typically, gas stations. He likes to stick his money up his butt. If he could he would marry weed because it's his first love. He tends to hate shopping and will lean on anything and everything he can find to let you know he doesn't want to be there making you rush. Many girls will catch his eye, but he will claim you are the one. Be careful because as soon as Jennifer Aniston comes on the screen you're yesterdays news. Overall, he's a pretty solid dude that has a great heart.

Marty and Mark are such dumbasses.