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See British Conservative Party.
The british conservative party is like a sack of angry ferrets; its unleadable.
Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.
Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.
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A white British entitled person who seeks and attains a position of significant responsibility far above their decision-making ability, then makes a succession of awful decisions before going into hiding.
David set a high bar for any aspiring Cameronian by setting public services on course for utter collapse through austerity, then instigating Brexit to undermine the wider economy before hiding out in the other place for a number of years.
Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
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The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.
2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.
3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.