finnerty

n.
an easily scared pirate whose weapon of choice is a cup of hot coffee. it resides its natural habitat, tripping on the occasional sidewalk, crying at "emotional" parts of movies, as well as watching elimidate.

in the same family as the gavenda and the garbarino, this species can be found eating anything but canteloupe or honeydew.

"Did you just see that girl fall? She totally pulled a finnerty."

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