LMP

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

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anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

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Lick my Poopa Rimboy

Telling someone to "Kiss my Ass" but to the next level.

Some douche said my clobber was shite, so I told him to Lick my Poopa Rimboy!