The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

Shawty Wanna Fuck

The greatest song you've never heard, a chad masterpiece

Dude-bro1: Wanna listen to Shawty Wanna Fuck?
Dude-bro2: Hell yeah bro, it's my favorite song

Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

Geo Kalala

Words spoken by a lying cheating bitch who claims to be a banker only to steal your cash and runs off to spend it at a pleasure house.

Geo Kalala

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