Dictionary of Bullshit

Where you accuse people who talk complete shit all the time to get all their information from. Can also be used as a reference to all of the shit in the person's mind.

Patrick- "Dude, everybody else loves America, they all wish they could live here."

Jacob- "You're like a dictionary of bullshit dude."

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duck and cover

a sex position that involves a man ducking under a woman's legs and covering his head by inserting it gently into a woman's vagina for a period of time

i became dizzy after i performed a duck and cover on my girl last night

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Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

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breaking the law

Judas Priest's most popular song; the theme song for masturbation.

Patrick's Mom- "PATRICK WE'RE HOME!"

Patrick's Dad- "Where is patrick?"

(the intro to breaking the law is heard up in Patrick's room)

Patrick's Mom- "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!"

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