alright dude, what the flip

a phrase from the popular meme, where 2 guys are in an elevator and the one recording says 'i'm gonna touch you' and the other says 'alright dude, what the flip'

"just you and me now... i'm gonna touch you"
"alright dude, what the flip"

girlhusband

when a bisexual girl decides the word wife is weird so she calls herself a girlhusband

"how's your wife?"

"my girlhusband? she's good"

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chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

"you're my first chipotle bag"

parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."