webby

a complete and utter retard. Has no common sense but always wants to be the centre of attention.

"huh, he's being such a webby today"

toolbag

when someone presents themselves in a very stupid manner. they also tend to be called a spanner-head and often have a slight twitch in the right eye- Refer to Hardwick.

that Hardwick is being such a frikin' toolbag today, hey man?