tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

Streamer Syndrome

When someone talks as if they are the center of attention, especially when in a call with others/playing a game.
Another example of this is if someone is in a call and talking about their game specifically when not streaming it to anyone, thus annoying the fuck out of everyone.

Person 1: Hey everyone how have we been?
Person 3: Shit I fell! geez bro
Person 2: hey guys wanna leave this call this guy has a serious case of streamer syndrome
Person 4, 5, 6, 7: Yeah lets go

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