Ups

1. recognition, props
2. high vertical

"Mad ups on that nobel prize!"

"That boy's got mad ups, you see him dunk?"

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10-4

A girl who is a 10 from far away but a 4 from up close.

"That girl over there is hot!"

"Here she comes.."

"Wait...nope...we got ourselves another 10-4."

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AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.

"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"

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Jerk-a-saur

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve a larger version of the name.

Give me the remote back, you jerk-a-saur!

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