Swag Juice

When your swag is so 'ill it circulates through your body like juice..toilets won't flush when you piss, paramedics refuse gloves if you bleed, and people say thank you when you sneeze!

Dustin: "Why were all those chicks falling on the dance floor last night? Were they that wasted bro?!"

Sean:"Nah man, I started to sweat it got so hott up in there with all them dancin around me, they musta been slippin on my Swag Juice..funniest part was they didn't want to get their faces off of the dance floor!"

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