He said, she said

A euphemism for when a woman has been sexually assaulted

Mark: hey Brett what u doin tonight?
Brett: I dunno, let's get blackout drunk and find some ladies for a game of he said, she said

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beautiful

As even Dove commercials demonstrate, never a truly random sample of the population.

Dove ad: All bodies are beautiful!
Me: damn, if only all fat women had such a high boob-to-cellulite ratio!

Pre-2010s: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
2010s: Beauty is in his straining biceps