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The term "Deep State Knucklehead" typically refers to a small and disproportionately wealthy segment of the global population that holds significant economic, political, and social influence. This group is often associated with the concentration of wealth and power, which can result in a considerable impact on various aspects of society. These individuals are often top earners, influential business leaders, high-ranking politicians, and prominent figures in sectors like finance, technology, and media. While the exact composition and dynamics of this elite can vary, they are often criticized for exerting undue control over political decisions, economic policies, and social systems. Discussions about the "Deep State Knuckleheads" often center on issues of income inequality, social justice, and the overall distribution of resources and opportunities in the world. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Dave: Did you hear about the new coof variant? I hear lockdowns are coming.
Billy: Aww hell no I am not going to comply with this shit. Who is the slapdick making all of these disastrous and coincidental distractions happen when there just happens to be an upcoming presidential election?
Dave: Most likely what we have here is a Deep State Knucklehead. It's likely that there are many of them who intentionally cause death and destruction for their personal gain. They are the scum of the earth and are probably guilty of crimes against humanity. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Billy: Brohhhh!
A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.
Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.
Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
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When democrats are taking part in an election but do not campaign, draw crowds or have any accomplishments to run on yet sill win or have a very close race. (See 2020 election) This is always accompanied by widespread reports of voter fraud in the democrats favor as well as mysterious and impossible spikes in votes for the democrats. We know it's a stealection because the democrats fight extraordinarily hard to make sure there are plenty of flaws in the election system which gives them various opportunities to commit fraud. Such as using mules to stuff ballot boxes with multiple stacks of ballots for their candidate, blocking poll watchers from observing the fraud and having foreign run election machines switch votes to their candidate. On occasion they are so far behind that the deep state controlled main stream media will switch the vote count in the middle of the night in favor of their candidate by a small number of votes as to make it seem less obvious that they are participating in the stealection. But they get caught every time and the evidence that has been compiled over the last several years will be used against them during certain key figures military tribunals to prove that they are guilty of treason, sedition and subversive activities against the United States of America as defined in Title 18 USC Ch. 115: TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES.
Jose: Hey Broski, what the fuck is going on in Arizona? Why would it take this long to count the votes? Florida, a larger state got the job done quickly and efficiently without any signs of fuckery.
Dave: Isn't it obvious at this point? As usual the Democrats are engaging in a stealection. Florida has laws in place to assure the election is fair and cannot be manipulated. Rest assured buddy. Patriots are in control and we are taking our country back. Be patient while the overwhelming evidence is compiled. In the words of Napoleon Bonaparte, "Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself"
When democrats are taking part in an election but do not campaign, draw crowds or have any accomplishments to run on yet sill win or have a very close race. (See 2020 election) This is always accompanied by widespread reports of voter fraud in the democrats favor as well as mysterious and impossible spikes in votes for the democrats. We know it's a stealection because the democrats fight extraordinarily hard to make sure there are plenty of flaws in the election system which gives them various opportunities to commit fraud. Such as using mules to stuff ballot boxes with multiple stacks of ballots for their candidate, blocking poll watchers from observing the fraud and having foreign run election machines switch votes to their candidate. On occasion they are so far behind that the deep state controlled main stream media will switch the vote count in the middle of the night in favor of their candidate by a small number of votes as to make it seem less obvious that they are participating in the stealection. But they get caught every time and the evidence that has been compiled over the last several years will be used against them during certain key figures military tribunals to prove that they are guilty of treason, sedition and subversive activities against the United States of America as defined in Title 18 USC Ch. 115: TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES.
Jose: Hey Broski, what the fuck is going on in Arizona? Why would it take this long to count the votes? Florida, a larger state got the job done quickly and efficiently without any signs of fuckery.
Dave: Isn't it obvious at this point? As usual the Democrats are engaging in a stealection. Florida has laws in place to assure the election is fair and cannot be manipulated. Rest assured buddy. Patriots are in control and we are taking our country back. Be patient while the overwhelming evidence is compiled. In the words of Napoleon Bonaparte, "Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself"
When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.