Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

Kentucky plug

A sex position involving a bad.50 slap round and a thumb wrapped in a t-shirt.

"When you tell her she's getting the Kentucky Plug tonight..."