blingbay

aka:- ebay, place to make shed loads of cash

'betta check my listings on blingbay'

choking carrots

vomit,usually containing carrots no eaten in living memory.

"god i was ill last nite i was choking carrots all nite".

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norgit

Norgit, or northern git, one who originates from nothern UK cities, ie; liverpool,manchester.Particularly annoying to southerners.constantly praises life 'up north'

'if you love it so much in manchester ,why dont you eff off back up there you soddin norgit!'

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fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

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little jonny ring-ding

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.

track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds

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palstalk

also known as 'Paltalk', ideal place to obtain unwanted friends ie;stalkers

' that moose from palstalk rang me again today'

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reaper

From 'grim reaper', the 'grim' refers to a mans wife/girlfriend being ugly/moody etc.Thus 'reaper'

'wheres Steve tonite?'
'oh hes stuck at home with the reaper'

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