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urban dic tater

Putz parked totally on Urban Dictionary over-obsessing on absorbing entries or getting published. Close relative to urban dichead.

Geek #1: "MILF! Courgarlicious... That's one silver fox trot. A jamie lee coitus. What do you think, dude?"

Geek #2: "Get a life. I think you're becoming an urban dic tater."

by geezitron November 16, 2009


mother-bored

Nagged to death by your mother, grandmother or aunt. The result of the constant barrage of maternal nit-pickie reminders.

After being told hang up his jacket, take off his shoes, come in through the garage and not the front door, use a handkerchief and not his sleeve, lower his voice and not to use such coarse language; Carl turned around, got in his car and left thoroughly mother-bored.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

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face walk

Dissed; verbally denigrated; trash talk; the act of disrespecting an individual using insulting language often in the presence of other people often by a trusted friend or person in a position fo authority.

Juan left the party punked after Bob's face walk made him feel completely put down.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

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clipboard surfer

The slacker job.

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."

by geezitron November 13, 2009


bozo administration

Generally, incompetent institutional leadership; specifically, 2000-2008, the Bush Administration.

1. The goodwill the United States received after the 9/11 attacks has entirely evaporated following the blunders in diplomacy of the Bozo Administration.

2. I doubt we'll see a Christmas bonus this year concidering the way the company has been run into the ground by the current bozo administration.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

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owebam-account

Broke, no funds, overdrawn to the extreme, underwater and lower than whale shit, bankrupting yourself and still spending.

"I sure could use a cup but I checked the owebam-account and it looks dicey. What the hell! Come on, I'll buy us both a 'Bucks and leave it to Uncle Visa." or...

"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."

by geezitron December 9, 2009

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pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009

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