derlicious

Something that taste so good it makes you slightly retarded for a moment, often accompanied with the crossing of a single eye.

Be careful, that hostess cupcake ice cream isn't just delicious. It's derlicious.

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!