pusheen

The fattest and laziest cat you'll see, eats more then I do if I had tapeworm, sleeps more then I do on vacation. He's so cute and adorable you want to squeeze him so hard his organs explode out of his anus.

You:pusheens so cute
*squeeze**explosion sounds*
You:cry because you killed the cutest cat in the world.

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Dagglefoot

A slur often used to describe a dancer/ballerina.

That girl is such a dagglefoot.