you're mom

Misspelling of "your mom"

"you're mom"
"what"

In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

Quandale Dingle

some mf that has a big ass nose and states that he has escaped prison and random shit

"Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison"

your mom

Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.

"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"