Edwino

a person who is obnoxious and falsely accuses people of being a pedophile

person a: "I heard that Kim got the Science teacher fired for accusing im of being a pedophile with no actual evidence!!!"
person b: "Wow, Kim is being such an Edwino, thats really cringey"
person a: "I'm surprised that you think now is a good time to use internet slang"
person b: "Its not slang, idiot."
person a: "Oh..."

Alamo

Some dipshit Discord admin who won’t accept my friend request :(

me: “WEEELL Alamo’s a bitch he’s a big fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wensday through Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he’s a stupid bitch! Alamo's a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s stupid bitch
Alamo’s a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Alamo,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Alamo, yeah!”
Alamo: “This is why I won’t accept your friend request.”
me: *dies*