Bro Dog

A chick who you can hang and party with like she was your bro

James: Hey man im going to hang with Pauline this weekend.
Leon: Oh really, what will you guys do?
James: What do you think she's my Bro Dog, we are gonna fuck shit up.

basting the turkey

Slang for masturbating

Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.

Girl 2: what did you do?

Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.

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constitutional masturbation

To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag

Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.

Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem

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