tactileneck

noun A black turtleneck worn as a layer for tactical espionage, infiltration, or otherwise covert special ops missions. Coined by the Television show, "Archer" on FX. Seen on the show as well as in spy/spec ops movies, television programs, and video games.

Spy 1: Be sure to dress dark for the mission.

Spy 2: Don't worry. I'm wearing my tactileneck.

Spy 1: Me too!

49👍 6👎

Dictorious

(adj.) The state of being a man is in when they have finished first in a two-man threeway.

Guy 1: Alright, we're both going to do this so let's remember; whoever is dictorious gets to leave first.

Guy 2: May the best man win.

2👍 2👎

Rick Raped

To be "Rick Roll'd" while streaming videos three or more times in one sitting.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to find that new College Humor video last night, but I got Rick Roll'd five times!"

Guy 2: "Jeez, you got Rick Raped."

21👍 11👎