Friends

A non-Existant entity/ Mythical creature that is supposedley made up by people who think they are cool (AKA the Government) and are always happy. The concept of a friend us highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs, or you will be eaten by a brown snake. The side affects of buying this myth include being happy, having all your problems dealt with, laughing, going to the shops every so often, human interatction, and having strange people over at your house, sometimes at night. Risk factors include being forced into a blind date, being forced into smal places with other people, and human interatction.

Mythical Creature (friend): Are we BFF's
Me: FUCK OFF YOU MYTHICAL DISTRATCTION CREATED BY THE DEVIL! BEGON YOU THOT WANNA-BE. FRIENDS WILL CAUSE ME TO BE EATEN BY A BROWN SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!

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