Wanga

Another word for "want" often used when needed desperately by someone who is very distressed or very sleepy.

"I wanga my blankey!!!"

"I wanga link that Jeremiah boy"

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Gordon

Another word for a can of beer.

"Jeremiah you wont believe it! I've drunken three Gordons in a night! Hehe."

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Chumming

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.

"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"

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noik

Noik is a added to someones name when they have been a neek for a long time.

"Sergeant Noiksworth, where are we going now? we surrounded!"

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