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The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.
I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.
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the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.
Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."
A rumor so good you can taste it.
Bob "Did you here that Susan is getting a boob job?"
Bob's Wife "No I didn't, but that is truely rumorlicious"
the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.
Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."
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