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The hair that one never quite gets to when they shave their pubes because they are worried about "nicking" their balls or shaft
"I thought you said you shaved your pubes?"
"I did. I just didnt want to cut my dong so i left a few legacy hairs."
When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.
How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill
When you meet up with a bumble date but he turns out to be a fuck boi
Did you hear about claires bumble date?
Yea i heard he was totally wack...
Yea he was a total fuck boi
Yea she totes got bumblefucked
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