russian snow plow

While fucking a woman from behind on the floor, you grab her arms out from under her so her face lands on the floor and you give your final thrust and force her face across the floor into the wall.

Q: How did you put a hole in the wall all the way down there?

A: Russian snow plow

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australian ring toss

When a woman becomes airborne during sex.

I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.

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